Teen Hitchhikers 2 from Cinemaplay
Reviewed by James

Get me a US plane ticket, a car and a video camera. Apparently that’s all you need to get any girl, ANY GIRL, to have sex with you. Why did no one tell me this before? How could I have been so blind?

First up Jack and Kenny the cameraman spot Erin Moore, a cute little blonde hitchhiking by the side of the road. “Are you over 18?” they ask. “I’m 20.” She replies. “Sorry babe we’re doing TEEN hitchhikers and this would make a nonsense of that.” Then they drive off.

Not really; they get Erin in the car- apparently her and her boyfriend got into a fight, possibly because of her tendency to suck stranger’s dick at the drop of a hat. Don’t believe me? 3mins 40secs in and Erin is stripping and getting groped and complimented in the back of the car. There’s a lot of inane chat so you might want to skip forward to 7min 10sec where Erin gets taken back to a house, strips and gets her shaven pussy eaten out. Apparently her boyfriend was lousy at it. He also didn’t let her suck his dick, so she takes the opportunity to suck on Jack’s. Given how enthusiastic she is I’m not 100% sure this ‘boyfriend’ is real, what man wouldn’t want that? No man, I tell you. But who cares- Erin gets fucked on the kitchen table, moaning and yelling; “Fuck me like my boyfriend has never fucked me!” She then sits astride Jack who spanks her so she thrashes about and we see her cute ass and tits jiggle. The action is hard and loud and finishes with Erin opening her mouth for a good mouthful of cum.

In the next scene a new team entice Jesse, a teen with long brunette hair and a pert little body, into their limo. Well I say “entice”, it doesn’t take much. Similarly doesn’t take much to convince her to strip and, six mins in, suck some dick. There’s some great shots of Jesse, half striped, going at his pole. But it’s pretty difficult to film good porn in a car so they head poolside where she continues with the blowjob. “Fancy a fuck?” She’s asked. “Already doin’ this! Why the fuck not.” she gamely replies!

Fine attitude, luv. She get screwed from behind when she's standing up and she gasps as she gets fucked hard causing her long hair to swing very sexily. Jesse then takes a reverse cowgirl to display herself as she gets screwed, before moving inside to get fucked on the stairs. She looks really sultry, even when she gets a messy facial to finish. Lovely.

The star of the next scene is Smokie, is a redheaded, self-proclaimed “Naughty little hitchhiking slut”. She repeats this about four times, just in case you’ve forgotten what the premise of this film is. She’s obviously not experienced on camera (“Of course not, James, I hear you cry. She’s JUST SOME RANDOM HITCHHIKER.” Indeed.) but is hot and enthusiastic. This time both cameraman and chum get some action; Smokie gives cute little squeals as she gets finger-fucked in the car whilst she has a mouthful of dick. They take her back to a house and both get worked at the same time before she jumps on top on one then sucks the other. Swapping to one cock she brings herself to orgasm. The guys swap and she gives a great show before taking a double load of jizz in her face.

Next up is Essy Moore; a beautiful, tall, dark-haired English girl with gorgeous long legs. Just to keep up the pretense that English girls are demure she puts mild protests in as she strips and gets eaten out in the limo. But let’s not forget this is porn so at 5 minutes she’s being “taught” to give road-head (“It’s when you give me head on the road, dude!”). Her unconvincing protests continue back at the house where she swaps guys and sucks and fucks sometimes taking another dick in her mouth, when she’s not protesting that she’s a good girl gone bad, that is.

She’s gone so bad that (21 mins in) she gets fucked in the ass whilst sucking dick and playing with her pussy. That’s pretty bad. And I’m pretty sure good girls don’t get huge loads of cum over their faces! That’s why I’m a fan of bad girls, certainly.

By the fifth scene I pretty much had the format down. I can be a bit slow to catch on, you see. Another Jesse, this one blonde, gets lured into the limo for the few minutes of chat then the “road-head”, which she gives like a pro (this may be because she’s a pro…). The guys are very excited, their friends at the burger shack won’t believe this! Because they work at burger shack (just like you, viewer!), she’s is a hitchhiker (all hitchhikers look like this!) and this is really happening (It could happen to YOU!) Such flimsy justifications aside back at the apartment Jess gives another great blow job, taking it deep in her mouth whilst gazing at the camera. She’s got a curvy little body with natural tits, all on display as she 69s, then fucks on the bed, giving breathy gasps. At the end I was shocked to see her take a facial. I'm slow, remember? So I totally didn’t see that coming. Although she certainly did!

In the final scene, Christie is an adorable teen who IS NOT A PORN ACTRESS gets in the limo where she shows herself off, masturbating on the back seat and getting eaten out. Things get dirtier as she fingers her ass whilst getting licked from behind. She is, by the way NOT A PORN ACTRESS. Back at the house she gets more stroked and fingered before (16min 20secs) she asks to suck cock. Unsurprisingly she is soon granted her request, all big eyes and cute face. She gets fucked in all positions whilst playing with her ass. She’s very natural an vocal and in the finale looks adorable whilst rubbing cum all over her face and in her boobs. You’d almost think she’d done it before, but of course she hasn’t because she’s NOT A PORN ACTRESS. Yes.

This film is basically the same scene done six times, to the extent where each scene has the same “joke” at the end- “Now that you’ve screwed us, we’re not going to give you a lift to your destination!” Oh, the hilarity. But if you like watching cute ‘hitchhiking’ girls get ‘talked’ into having sex on camera (and who doesn’t?) then go for it!

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